I was sitting on a bench last night in Union Square park when some guy came up to me, explained that he was homeless and asked if I had five or ten dollars on me to help him out. I guess the line, “A dollar or any spare change that you have would help” is fading. Well, it makes sense; what can you really buy with a dollar anyway? I think this guy was trying to save up for a portable...
I tried to be economical and responsible
Its late but I’m in good shape so I decide to take the N train home from 8th St NYU instead of just taking a cab. I swipe in and as I walk down the stairs I hear the familiar sound of a train pulling away. When I reach the platform I see the train disappear into the dark tunnel ahead. Remember, it’s 2:55am, there won’t be another train for 20-25 minutes. Screw it. I reemerged onto street...
Something has to be done
I think I might start carrying around eggs and mud balls in my bag so when a vehicle honks unnecessarily, I have something to throw at their wind shield. Hopefully this trend will catch on.